Cornetto Wars Trilogy Trading Card: Return Of The King! (by cabinboy100)
May the Force be with you wankers!
A trading card from film number three of the Cornetto Wars Trilogy. Gary King has returned to the planet of his youth to rally his friends to complete a quest left unfinished twenty years earlier: the notorious Kessel Run, a galactic cantina crawl. It begins with an inaugural tankard in The Wretched Hive, then on to The Great Warrior, The Nerf Herder, The Sabered Hands, The Millennium Falcon, The Trusty Droid, The Nien Sisters, The Princess, Old Admiral Ack’s, The Wheezing Father, and Manny Bothan’s Pies & Pints for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The Death Star.
Now, reunions are always accompanied by a bit of shock and surreal deja vu, but after twenty years, things have truly changed in Mos Newton Haven, and before the night is done, the Jedi King and his ragtag Rebel court will be fighting for their lives! It’s a trap!
* Part 3 of a series of fan mashups p-shopped up a year ago for the release of THE WORLD’S END, the third film in the Cornetto Trilogy—*so* much frickin awesome. =)